Finally, she has a name

and that name is Olivia Palermo.

I saw this girl EVERY DAY at the tents during fashion week last February and it always seemed like she was the first one there and the last one to leave. I’m unimpressed by most celebrities and other self-important people, but I recognize that there are certain qualities about them that keep our eyes fixed, and Ms. Palermo certainly had a few. She’s fashionably tiny, well dressed, has commercial quality hair and kept those stock poses ready for anyone willing to take her picture.

But really, who is she?

Honestly, I still don’t know, but the best—albeit bullshit—answer is ‘socialite.’ I’m just going to call her the real-life, far less entertaining Blair Waldorf.

Since she apparently does nothing I won’t write further lest I give the impression that I actually give a shit, but now that the mystery is finally solved I can move on to more gratifying topics…like Olivia’s boyfriend, model Johannes Huebl.