I know you were all salivating over the juicy rumor that Marc Jacobs had married his new man-of-the-moment, Lorenzo Martone. Well, the same people (uhmm…Fashion Week Daily) that misinformed us are now rectifying: Marc and Lorenzo are not married and instead are merely spending a little quality time in Paris before vacationing in Ibiza.But we already knew this because:
a) Mr. Jacobs treats his lovers like everything else in his life—next season’s fad, sure to diminish after the wtf factor fades.
b) Marriage, by name, is still not legal for men in France.
c) Civil unions are not hip.
I rest my case.
But in all seriousness, I really hope he’s found the happiness and security conspicuously absent for his flings with Callboy Jason and Anal Erik, the porn star. I know it's part of his image, but he's too cute and talented to be wasting time with walking STDs. Good luck Lorenzo.
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